mortui viventes
Moved to hookerzombies.tumblr.com


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I do believe that introductions are in order, yes? My main blog

jaclcfrost:

you could give me a pack of hair ties and within a week i will have lost them. all of them. every single one. the same thing would happen with a pack of pencils. the same thing would happen with a pack of anything. tic tacs. stickers. wolves. anything

(Source: jaclcfrost, via findingschmomo)

typing through the years

2001:u r a dork
2002:Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
2003:I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
2004:Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
2005:OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
2006:Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
2007:~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
2008:My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
2009:trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
2010:.::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
2011:All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
2012:OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
2013:u r a dork

caiteyj:

god-tier-equius:

checkyourprivilegebecausekankri:

Fandomstuck: Boomdeyada

by tumblr user epicteapot

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I remember watching this last Sunday and then its on my dashboard.


OH MY GOD

(Source: tbhplzstop, via nooferdog)

forgottenwinterfrost:

thewhitepearlreaper:

damnedheathen:

miamiacoda:

namioki:

girlbrushthreepwood:

lichtenstrange:

ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!


You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

See this? These are Libra Hotties.

When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!

You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!

Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3

I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?

I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience

I would need like 5 of these at once.

WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE

But them here!

not a girl but signal boosting this

(via inevitable-reality)

justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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(via itsprincesslela)

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